Mel & Floyd
This week on Mel & Floyd: Planet 9 from Outer Space; the latest from Swamp Wobegon and Hair Fuhrer; all hail the ants!; 400 consecutive months of above average temperatures; cloning wooly mammoths to “Fix” the tundra; harmful leaking of fluids, and the Tip of the Week [don’t use the pool if you have diarrhea]
This week on Mel & Floyd: Bucky found face down in shallow water; Bear insomnia (in Baraboo?); the etymology of “Diplomat”; Texas principal gives birthday spankings; and numbers of gorillas, chimpanzees and humpback whales are up! No word on Mark’s attire this week.
This week on Mel & Floyd: a Madison “Fish-nado” [get a stronger umbrella]; fanny packs full of birth control or fanny packs AS birth control?; bug bites are up; the show DEFINITELY IS available on itunes; weather forecast: unseasonably warm with a chance of fish; and Mark has sleeves!
This week on Mel & Floyd: Mel unleashes an uncontrolled controlled burn, Mr Smarty Pants plugs Dark Money & Comey’s memoirs, Cosby goes through his sleeping lawyers’ briefs, China scores its citizens’ trustworthiness, Ben Carson wants to triple your rent, Mick Mulvaney sells access, and the Simpsons pass Gunsmoke but trump is “too busy” to […]
This week on Mel & Floyd: the concept of the “Holy Lie”; Russia has the most beautiful hookers; “that Pruitt’s a piece of work”; robots assembling IKEA; baboons working together; shrinking mammals; and Mark sports a fire-engine-red sleeveless T!
This week on Mel & Floyd: Pants is back, Mark models a sleeveless T, tin foil hats are back in fashion and more of trump’s dirty laundry. Also, the Rapture is coming on April 23 but published near-death experiences are Malarky. Mini-baseball bats for school security! Japanese Snow Monkeys relieving stress in hot springs! And […]